Greetings from the loony bin!
This page is about Matthew Joseph LaMont. Humor writers, like serial killers, use three names. I want to make you laugh, giggle, titter, cackle, or guffaw. If you are unsure what a guffaw is, see this video. You can laugh at me, or you can laugh with me…either way, it’s good for you. If you refuse to laugh, I will kill you.
Above is a picture of me (No, lower. The little black and white pic.) It’s a few years old, but I looked much less timeworn than I do now. I included a picture because I don’t trust any image your imagination will cook up. You are reading an “about” page after all.
I am a writer and blogger. This is true because I have a website and I put words on it. Some of my stories are based on real events. Others are complete fiction that I try to pass off as real events. I unashamedly drag friends, family members, and imaginary characters into the mud for a frolic. I am ecstatic that you are joining us.
If you don’t think I’m funny, check out my self-improvement blog at mysuccessimmersion.com (it also has an “about” page you can peruse.) Because of budgeting and aging constraints, I have used the same author picture. Please don’t let one blog color your impression of the other as I have multiple personalities.