Category Archives: My prerogative

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the appropriateness of thongs

One time, I asked my wife, “Honey, is it okay if we wear thongs?” to whatever outing we were attending. She looked over her decidedly sexy glasses at me, then curled her lip in disgust (not so sexy all of a sudden). “I will hurl if I EV-ER see you in a thong!” she enunciated in case I couldn’t hear her, “Your hairy legs go straight into your back completely bypassing any feature that resembles a butt!” She then made noises like a cat coughing up a hairball. I got the idea. Continue reading the appropriateness of thongs



I must diverge from the exploration of the Idaho outdoors to address a very serious affliction: Petalpullaparoxysm. I would like to raise awareness of this grave and debilitating disease because it affects a member of my immediate family. My youngest daughter, Deleya who is just 4, suffers the symptoms every day of her life. Spring is especially bad. Continue reading EMERGENCY DISEASE BULLETIN